Eric Colburn, PLS

Land Surveyor Wins Mega Millions!

Land Surveyor Wins Record $640 Million Mega Millions Jackpot, Invests In Land Surveying Business

In a stunning turn of events for a Gunter County land surveyor Rod DeLenker, last Friday, he won the record $640 million Mega Millions jackpot!

I was fortunate enough to interview Rod this morning. Here is my interview with Rod DeLenker:

Eric:

Rod, first off, congratulations on winning the Mega Millions jackpot on Friday! Could you tell us what that day was like?

Rod:

Thank you, Eric. Well, Friday is kinda a blur for me, but one thing I do remember is being pissed-off because I couldn’t find a parking space at the local Tini-Mart. If that’s not bad enough, after parking Bertha, that’s our survey rig, off the blacktop, then I had to stand in line to buy a can of BMI-Plus Cola, a bag of Nunions, and some Atherosclero-Jerkey – you know, lunch – all the time listening to this yocal go on and on with his girlfriend over the phone on what he’d do if he won the lottery. As bad as it was not finding a parking spot, then standing in a long line, it got worse when…

Eric:

….Rod, whoa!. Hold on, let’s get back on track. How did you come to play the lottery that day, and did you use any special techniques to win?

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